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Stovetop Queso with Pickled Jalapeños

Melted cheese, canned tomatoes, and pickled heat — ready before the chips run out.

Serves
6
Prep
10 min
Cook
15 min
Written

Method

  1. Melt the butter in a saucepan over medium heat and cook the onion until it softens and turns translucent, about 4 minutes.

  2. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 30 seconds.

  3. Stir in the tomatoes and cream and bring to a bare simmer.

  4. Reduce the heat to low and add the American cheese a handful at a time, stirring until each addition melts before adding more.

  5. Stir in the cheddar in the same way, until the whole pot is glossy and pulls together into one sauce.

  6. Fold in the chopped jalapeños and season with salt.

  7. Transfer to a serving bowl, top with more jalapeños and cilantro, and serve warm with tortilla chips.

Notes

The American cheese is doing structural work, not just flavor — it melts smooth and stays that way as it cools, where an all-cheddar queso breaks into a greasy puddle within ten minutes of leaving the stove. Keep the cheddar for the sharpness and let the American carry the texture.

Reheats fine on the stove with a splash more cream if it’s gone stiff, but it’s built to be eaten fast, straight out of the pot it was made in.